Barry the sloth, despite his outward appearance, suffers from depression and involuntary rage disorder. - Stoke Zoo, 2005
What did Katie Price and Peter Andre do next – WHO GIVES A SHIT!?
Have you ever seen a parking meter being emptied?
Would the Psoriasis Society ever consider promoting a scratch card?
If trees were interested in mathematics, would they have square roots?
How much would the sea level drop, if you removed all of the marine craft in the world?
If I had a hole in my mattress, would I lose sleep?
What do vegetarians do if they contract Chickenpox?
Have you ever heard a cat fart?
Does your cat walks past the toilet when you’re flushing it and think, “I wish mine did that?”
If a person left an inordinate amount of spaces between each sentence they spoke, and then they passed away, would they have died of natural pauses?
If a sloth was suffering from depression, how would you know?
Well I’m glad I got that of my chest…
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