Buy, sell, dollar, mark. Pig bellies have flopped! It’s a bad day to be a pig in Egypt. No cases of swine fever have been reported there but they’re slaughtering the pigs anyway – nice! Never one to miss an opportunity Ryan Air have introduced a £4.00 flight to anywhere in Mexico – return! To avoid the rush I phoned the helpline immediately but all I got was a load of crackling!
Quote of the week from BBC News 24. A health professional came up with this peach of a comment. “The one certainty is that swine fever is unpredictable.” So helpful!
Here’s something that stuck me as odd. An American news team said they’d tracked down a boy in Mexico who they said was the first case of swine fever. How the hell did they work that out?
Bipolar Bill signing off…
“To avoid the rush I phoned the helpline immediately but all I got was a load of crackling”
pork crackling! teeheehee.
Two swine flue bugs are sitting on a wall, one says to the other I’m starving and the other say’s me too, I could murder a Mexican.