Now you have to ask your selves, do Mexicans actually dance on their hats? Why? Because you’re BRITISH you fool!
Sueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, puig-puig-puig. Cough, spit, spitty spit, spit and sneeeeeeeze. Oh bum, it seems I’ve contracted pig flu. Well thank God for that is all I can say, anything to replace the headlines on the news channel. Yes chums, recession has been knock off the script at last. Unfortunately we now have at least three weeks of hearing the word, pandemic instead.
It, what ever it is, has now reach Scotland, Spain, America, Canada and Israel. As it seems to be catching on fast what can we do to slow the spread down? Well, I can tell you how to speed it up by taking a leaf out of the BBC’s book. You send a film and lighting crew down to a large airport, Gatwick say, and you ask a reporter to speak to all of the passengers who’ve disembarked from a plane that’s just touch down from Mexico. You ask them how they’re feeling and pay close attention to the ones who are coughing their lungs up. Then, and this is the clever bit, then the whole reporting crew heads home and infects their entire family and street, the bloke in the corner shop and Nobby who owns the chip shop and has never had a day off sick in his life!
Sound ridiculous? Naaaa, how many other news teams, around the globe, are doing just that right now? Me thinks someones got an awful lot of shares in Glaxo Smith-Klein!
And remember. Nothing works faster Anadin – so take nothing!
That was a rant on behalf of the Bipolar Bill party…
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