What a bunch of tossers!  I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, give ’em 300 quid a week, and 50 grand each if they win a match!  That’ll give the overpaid Jessies something to run about for! 

Instead of that what happens?  Today’s footballers get: the best training facilities, the best food, and only play ONCE a week.  They get paid a bloody fortune when they’re off sick, and get more money when they make adverts or do interviews for the press.  They wear nice warm gloves, when the temperature drops by one degree, sport silly bloody hairbands, and wear brightly coloured namby-pamby boots, which by the way are specially designed so they kick better.  So what happens when they get out on the park?  Knob all, in plain language… …or if you’re using British Imperial measurements, four-fifths of fuck all squared!  “The ball is causing us problems.”  IT’S THE SAME FOR BOTH SIDES!  “The pitch is causing us problems.”  IT’S THE SAME FOR BOTH SIDES ASSHOLE!  (This just in… ‘some’ teams had a World Cup ball to practice with for six months prior to the event – hmmm.  Doesn’t sound very British! 

Anyway, it doesn’t an idiot to work out that something isn’t working with this procedure.  Will they sack the entire England team, after such a sad performance at the World Cup?  Will they bollocks!  No, what they will do, and it’s happened time and time again, is sack the manger, the very man who WASN’T on the pitch!  Fabio, at least you tried mate.  Call me Mr Picky but, is this really the way forward?  I think not.  My answer to the problem?  Employ an BRITISH manger, scrap the entire England team, and start again.  Cruel but fair, I think you’ll find…

‘STUCK-ON’ or ‘LOBELESS’ ears list update…

Steve Gerrard – Gary Lineker

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