The Scotsman lost to the Swiss bloke.
Other players turned up that no one knew, some won and some lost.
The wealthy sat inside the courts, the plebs sat on a mound.
If you were cute you took your own strawberries.
Not all of the players had testicles.
There was only one reported case of dogging in the car park this year.
Ball boys have balls. Ball girls don’t.
Umpires are trained at an early age, that’s why they sit in those big high chairs.
The point of the game is to hit the ball over the net.
The rules are made up on the day.
No one has ever played a threesome at Wimbledon.
A foursome is not an orgy.
Mixed doubles are played by competitors who are pissed.
Can’t wait for next year!
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