So this poof come up with a wizard idea of how to beat the Hun by devising a computer the size of Bletchly, and the government back his plans. It takes a while to cobble it together but eventually he cracks it. The Bosch are confused and we won the second world war 3-1. Alan Turing was presented with the OBE and was asked to be a Fellow of the Royal Society, he did, and they all had a party to celebrate the fact that he was one of the top 100 chaps in that century.
However, once them in charge of the country discovered that he was a lifter of shirts things started to get a little out of hand. Back in those days being a packer of fudge was considered to be most unwholesome and unBritish don’t you know. It was classed as a mental illness can you believe? And bloody and then, you could be banged up for being a homosexual. Now I don’t know about you, but where might be the best place to pick up a bit of rough trade, if you were a player of the pink oboe, on a regular basis? Lummy lorks – a prison by jingo!
So, how was Alan Turing treated after the news of his pillow biting days hit the headlines? Well I’ll tell you. He was hounded by the government, hence Gordon Brown’s apology in the media recently. Then he was arrested and subsequently a trial took place and he was convicted of taking part in lewd acts. He agreed to have eostrogen injections which would have reduced his libido, in short it was a form of chemical castration. And somewhere down the line he topped himself with cyanide, and even that story is under question.
Well I’ll go to the foot of my stairs, if I had some. If that’s the way your treated when you assist the country in winning a war, imagine what they’d do to you if you lost the war for them??? Hmmm, not impressed I have to say.
Bipolar Bill can’t swim in water!
The only fly in the ointment was the inventor of the machine was a lifter of shirts.
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