Now it’s come to my notice that the cowboys aren’t to enamored with the fact that the Indians had a right result on their first moon shot.   The yanks must be gutted with the thought that they’ve been visiting the moon [apparently] for God knows how many years, and all they’ve managed to do is play pitch and putt, and returned with a few bags of rocks and dust.  The Indians however, went straight up and practically landed on a frozen swimming pool! 

Undeterred, NASA were quick to react.  Can you imagine the meetings they must have had to come up with something to redress the balance of being had over by another country.   The trouble is I think they may have rushed into a new scheme to find water on the moon.  That bugger’s been up there for quite some time now, and as far I know, it seems its relatively important that it stays where it is for as long as possible.  Not content with fucking up our planet by exploding nuclear bombs under ground, what did the yanks do?  I’ll tell you.  They lobbed a bomb up there, aiming it at Creator!  And, bloody and, they sent another pod up there to film it, and collect some samples from the after shock, in the hope they might run into a chest-freezer en route!  Bunch of planks.  

How desperate have you got to be to save face?  Have they not thought about the consequences of such drastic actions?  We are a planet with a rough dimension of 12,756.3 km.  The moon’s diameter is just a stripling by comparison, coming in at a teeny-weeny 3,476 km.  BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!  Let’s hope the scientist’s calibration are correct when they weighed up the Semtex before they slapped in the nosecone.   It’s been a few weeks now, and so far I haven’t seen a media frenzy with the news that NASA have discovered the equivalent of the Nile river or and ice cap.

So let’s cover the the problem we might face.  Well, for a start you can kiss goodbye to your tidal systems, and don’t worry about all that global warming malarkey, sponsor a polar bear, that’ll see us through!  Twenty-five percent of  Britain’s pubs will have to change their names.   There won’t be anymore pubs called, The half moon, because there will be no more moon!  There might be a run on a signs marked, The moon in two,  or The two halves of the moon, but really I think that’s as far as it will go.  Oh, and Pink Floyd will have to change, and re record their best selling album too.  You won’t be able to buy a copy of, Dark side of the moon for love nor money, you’ll have to wait until they produce copies of, Dark!  All of which has prompted me to come up with a new quotation aimed at mankind…      

“Just because we can – doesn’t mean we should.”

Tell yer muvver ninepence, I’m off!     BB

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