HOOVERING!  What’s the point?  You only have to do it again seven months later!  ANSWER:  Open the front and back door, and the dust will find its own way out.  Failing that, take off your glasses!

This is in from the Spaz from Alcatraz.  “A vacuum keeps certain liquids cold, and others hot.  My question is, how does it know the difference?”

And finally…

Michael Caine has taken a departure from acting to promote an Irish folk ensemble.  The band, Does the Pope use Persil blew all of the other groups off the stage last night at a Gaelic festival.  However, Mr Caine wasn’t pleased with their performance.  As the band were loading up their equipment to leave the gig, he could be heard shouting, “You were only supposed to blow the bloody Corrs off!”

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