Well bloody well then, just when you thought there couldn’t be another Jackson court case, it seems that there might be one more after all.  It’s enough to send ya bandy! 

Michael Jackson’s ex physician, Conrad ‘Propofol’ Murray, who is keeping God in his heart, gave what I can only describe as a farewell speech on YouTube.  Shortly after this it’s understood that LA law-enforcement officers jumped all over him and mentioned in passing that manslaughter charges, not womanslaughter charges as was first thought, would be aimed in his direction.  I think if you look closely at his video you can actually see a small case in the background, so I think he already knew he had to pack a little going-away-bag.  I’ve heard some old bollocks in my time but this mush of a video was the mushiest.  He thanked the legion of well-wishers for their supporting emails and telephone calls, and then said he was ‘afraid’ to reply to them!  Why?  If he was that worried why didn’t he just drive round and thank them in person? 

You wanna hear my take on the story?  Of course you do.  Well it’s obvious isn’t it, and trust me this has taken me minutes of dedicated research and nano seconds of tireless editorifying.  So far no one has work out that his nibs was costing his record company a packet, especially with a little less than four fifths of fuck all squared return in last 15 years.  “What’s the answer,” said a company account?  “Well,” came the reply from a darkened room, “He’s worth more six feet under than he is on top of it…, if you get ma drift.”  “All we gotta do is find an Oswald.”  “A what?”  “A patsy.”  “Aaah gotcha.”  “See to it will you Finklestein.”

Well Finklestein thought about it for a while, and his first choice was going to be the gay mafia, but changed his mind when he discovered that their idea of a ‘hit’ was to visit the victim in the small hours and criticise their wallpaper!  Instead he chose Jackson’s doctor, so it’ll be interesting to see how long it is before the trail of Michael Jackson untimely death backtracks its way to his record company…  And while he’s got some time on his hands, some TWO MONTHS after his death, Michael Jackson will put in an appearance as a character witness!                  

Right, that’s that sorted out, I’m off now, I’ve got a futtock strut that needs filing down…

The Spaz has gone to the fridge to get a cold one…BB

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