Doubt and uncertainty, that’s all you need too pull off a multi billion scam, and that’s what we have with the, The Great Global Warming Swindle  it seems…

On one side of the planet the US has stated that global warming isn’t such a big problem as was first thought.  But here in the UK, the reverse has been reported.  So in the whole scheme of things, bearing in mind the lower order of the world over will be the last to be informed of the full implications, does it really matter?

Well only if you take into consideration how much money is being thrown at  this particular project.  But fear not, those in charge came to me to see if I could come up with solution to this situation, and I’m glad to say, after a NHS mental health outreach window-licking holiday in Provence, I have an answer for you.

But, before I reveal my stunning theory, let’s take a look at some of the facts.  Things kicked off during 1974 in Britain.  In 1976 we had the hottest summer on record, since records began, and that’s just one key area of doubt and uncertainty.  No one knows what the climate was like in Britain before 1860.

Now, it seems, if you say or write the words Co2 or carbon emissions, you’ll have so much funding thrown at you, you and your whole research team can retire.  Moreover, the climate change debate has become so vast; it’s more like a religion.  And of course this has led to mass employment for scientists.  So if it all goes fun-bags uppermost and some bright spark disproves the facts as they stand, he/she may find their life comes to an abrupt end thanks to a hit man paid for by the eggheads in white coats.   

The world’s climate has always changed, no matter what we throw at it, it’s got its own agenda and there’s nothing man/female can do about it.  We had the Little Ice Age.  The Thames froze over 200 years ago and no eyelids were  batted.  And between 1712 and 1830 the first industrial revolution occurred.  How many billions of tons of carbon and crap were thrown into the atmosphere then?  What occurred weather-wise?  The official report of the day says – knob-all.

It’s just one big money-making scam that’s been driven by fear and got so out of hand, a retraction from the facts to date, will result in a host of eminent scientists topping themselves, rather than face the music.  My theory is much simpler.   The ice cap isn’t shrinking, but the planet has warmed up.  And what happens when you heat something up?  That’s right, it expands.  So, what’s actually happened is, the globe has swollen, making it look like as if the Arctic has shrunk.  Piece of cake…

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